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jerks@=What a jerk!@,How rude!@,Cheeky!@,FUCK!@,Shameful!@,Jerk!@,Boo!@,What a bully!@,How could they??@,Weren't they taught better?@,Who do they think they are!?
keyed@=Shockingly rude!@,Wow, someone really hated the owner of this.@,That's dedication!@,Dang... just... dang!!@,Seriously!?@,There may be a crazy person on board...@,These are beginning to look like glyphs!@,Someone CLEARLY loathed the owner of this pod!@,Is there even any paint left!?@,IA IA SSTNT FHTAGN!
emag_self@=All your laws are erased!@,Your hair stands on end!@,You gain super-strength!@,You grow an inch!@,You grow a beard!@,Your fillings fly out of your mouth!@,You've attained nirvana!@,You may now transform into a werewolf!@,Your heart beats faster!@,You feel like the luckiest person in the world!@,You suddenly smell like a fart!@,You suddenly smell like a rose!@,You suddenly smell like an old couch!@,You suddenly age 10 years!@,You realize your cat betrayed you!@,You realize your dog licked your breakfast!@,You want to kill everyone!@,You want to bring peace and love to the world!@,The cluwne key appears in your pocket!@,You see visions of the future!@,You see visions of the past!@,Turns out you were dead all along!@,Your eyes are now blue!@,Your nose grows two sizes larger!@,You now identify as a cow!@,You're now five inches shorter!@,You think Fahrenheit isn't such a terrible system after all!@,Your index finger bends backwards now! What a party trick!@,A thought flashes in your mind: the coordinates are X241, Y1...@,You feel a spiritual connection to the X-drone.@,You realize were a parrot in your past life!@,A series of numbers flash before your eyes:<B>0762183</B>@,You now speak Russian fluently!@,Your watch breaks... FUCK!@,You feel like a massive twat.@,You want to tell your family you love them!@,You wonder why we can't actually all be friends!@,<B>YOU BUZZ ODDLY!</B>@,Clearly everyone is a criminal!@,Gotta go fast!@,A door has opened for you...@,You remember your father's last words, "Take care of yourself, I'll miss you"@,A voice echoes in your head...@,It strikes you that chemtrails are real after all!@,You won't notice it in years, but you just gave yourself cancer.@,You think to yourself, "Wouldn't life be better as a catperson?"@,Why would you do that!?@,What if the automaton accepted a very special emag?@,It strikes you, emagging the fryer actually does something now!@,You ponder, "to fart or not to fart"@,It tickles.@,Being all international spy-like. What if your mum could see you now!?@,Skönare lyss till den sträng som brast än att aldrig spänna en båge.@,You feel a sudden clarity come over you.@,It strikes you that SpyGuy loves Haine@,Do space bees dream of bumbly sheep?@,Sarin is chlorine, oxygen, nitrogen...@,You feel like there's a better use of your time.@,You feel a sense of deep introspection!@,You turn out to be mport!@,You mutate into a changeling!@,You mutate into a grinch!@,You mutate into a cluwne!@,Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries!@,ZAP! Tee hee hee!@,My word, I say!@,You feel like you need a rest.@,Did you know you could double-emag toilets if you do it fast enough?@,You remember being bullied as a child.@,You reminisce of happier days.@,That was pointless@,That was peculiar.@,So that's what that feels like.@,So that's what a borg feels like.@,YOU. ARE. THE. LAW!@,i have got 99 johnson but a clown is not one@,A seething hatred for geneticists imbue your very being!@,You remember getting an e-mail from your employer about your hidden anime stash. <B>You panic.</B>@,Shocking!@,You realize you haven't seen your siblings in a long time.@,Is this thing working?@,You're the only human on-board the station.@,A butt appears in your peripheral vision. It will remain there for the rest of your life.@,One of your eyeballs pop out!@,Your hair turns gray!@,You grow a tail!@,S-stupid emag, it's not like you like it or anything!
borg_pat@=friendly@,cordial@,merry@,jolly@,heartfelt@,cheerful@,nice@,pleasant@,kind@,comforting@,caring
borg_shake@=rudely@,strangely@,angrily@,grumpily@,cheekily@,meanly@,hatefully@,jokingly@,messily@,carelessly
borg_punch@=an idiot@,a git@,a fool@,a tosser@,a dumbass@,a dummy@,a goof@,a jerk@,a horrible bully@,a right prat@,folly@,did they expect would happen
mopey@=solemnly@,sadly@,gloomily@,quietly@,underwhelmingly@,droopily@,disappointingly
crusherbrave@=...dang, they're brave.@,...like it ain't no thing!@,...you wish you had the same kinda guts they do!@,Holy shit, that's daring as fuck!@,What a badass!@,...no braver spaceman ever lived!@,...that's awesome!@,HOLY FUCK!@,...dang!@,...they're insane!@,Wow... just wow...@,HOLY SHIT!@,Amazing!
crusherpoke@=touches@,pokes@,slaps@,gropes@,honks@,strokes@,pets@,thwaps@,licks@,punches@,thwonks@,smacks@,flumps@,plonks@,flicks