diff --git a/.github/workflows/build-distributions.yml b/.github/workflows/build-distributions.yml
index 4cede0416..94fb3b45b 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/build-distributions.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/build-distributions.yml
@@ -94,6 +94,11 @@ jobs:
         /home/python/bin/python -m pip install
         ${{ inputs.version && format('hatch=={0}', inputs.version) || '/home/hatch' }}
 
+    - name: Make scripts portable
+      run: >-
+        docker exec builder
+        /home/python/bin/python /home/hatch/release/unix/make_scripts_portable.py
+
     - name: Strip debug symbols
       run: >-
         docker exec builder
@@ -155,6 +160,11 @@ jobs:
         -m pip install
         ${{ inputs.version && format('hatch=={0}', inputs.version) || '.' }}
 
+    - name: Make scripts portable
+      run: >-
+        ${{ startsWith(matrix.job.os, 'windows-') && '.\\python\\python.exe' || './python/bin/python' }}
+        release/${{ startsWith(matrix.job.os, 'windows-') && 'windows' || 'unix' }}/make_scripts_portable.py
+
     - name: Strip debug symbols
       if: startsWith(matrix.job.os, 'macos-')
       run: find python -name '*.so' | xargs strip -S
diff --git a/.github/workflows/build-hatch.yml b/.github/workflows/build-hatch.yml
index cf10f4599..23f29aef0 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/build-hatch.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/build-hatch.yml
@@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ jobs:
         skip-existing: true
 
   binaries:
-    name: ${{ matrix.job.target }} (${{ matrix.job.os }})
+    name: Binary ${{ matrix.job.target }} (${{ matrix.job.os }})
     needs:
     - python-artifacts
     runs-on: ${{ matrix.job.os }}
diff --git a/docs/history/hatch.md b/docs/history/hatch.md
index 7a20ed51c..98c8dbfcf 100644
--- a/docs/history/hatch.md
+++ b/docs/history/hatch.md
@@ -8,6 +8,10 @@ The format is based on [Keep a Changelog](https://keepachangelog.com/en/1.0.0/),
 
 ## Unreleased
 
+***Fixed:***
+
+- Fix entry points in the pre-built distribution that binaries use
+
 ## [1.11.0](https://github.com/pypa/hatch/releases/tag/hatch-v1.11.0) - 2024-05-14 ## {: #hatch-v1.11.0 }
 
 ***Added:***
diff --git a/release/unix/make_scripts_portable.py b/release/unix/make_scripts_portable.py
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..a82457356
--- /dev/null
+++ b/release/unix/make_scripts_portable.py
@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+from __future__ import annotations
+
+import sys
+import sysconfig
+from io import BytesIO
+from pathlib import Path
+
+
+def main():
+    interpreter = Path(sys.executable).resolve()
+
+    # https://github.com/indygreg/python-build-standalone/blob/20240415/cpython-unix/build-cpython.sh#L812-L813
+    portable_shebang = b'#!/bin/sh\n"exec" "$(dirname $0)/%s" "$0" "$@"\n' % interpreter.name.encode()
+
+    scripts_dir = Path(sysconfig.get_path('scripts'))
+    for script in scripts_dir.iterdir():
+        if not script.is_file():
+            continue
+
+        with script.open('rb') as f:
+            data = BytesIO()
+            for line in f:
+                # Ignore leading blank lines
+                if not line.strip():
+                    continue
+
+                # Ignore binaries
+                if not line.startswith(b'#'):
+                    break
+
+                if line.startswith(b'#!%s' % interpreter.parent):
+                    executable = Path(line[2:].rstrip().decode()).resolve()
+                    data.write(portable_shebang if executable == interpreter else line)
+                else:
+                    data.write(line)
+
+                data.write(f.read())
+                break
+
+        contents = data.getvalue()
+        if not contents:
+            continue
+
+        with script.open('wb') as f:
+            f.write(contents)
+
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+    main()
diff --git a/release/windows/make_scripts_portable.py b/release/windows/make_scripts_portable.py
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..b1226a783
--- /dev/null
+++ b/release/windows/make_scripts_portable.py
@@ -0,0 +1,92 @@
+from __future__ import annotations
+
+import sys
+import sysconfig
+from contextlib import closing
+from importlib.metadata import entry_points
+from io import BytesIO
+from os.path import relpath
+from pathlib import Path
+from tempfile import TemporaryDirectory
+from urllib.request import urlopen
+from zipfile import ZIP_DEFLATED, ZipFile, ZipInfo
+
+LAUNCHERS_URL = 'https://raw.githubusercontent.com/astral-sh/uv/main/crates/uv-trampoline/trampolines'
+SCRIPT_TEMPLATE = """\
+#!{executable}
+# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
+import re
+import sys
+from {module} import {import_name}
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    sys.argv[0] = re.sub(r"(-script\\.pyw|\\.exe)?$", "", sys.argv[0])
+    sys.exit({function}())
+"""
+
+
+def select_entry_points(ep, group):
+    return ep.select(group=group) if sys.version_info[:2] >= (3, 10) else ep.get(group, [])
+
+
+def fetch_launcher(launcher_name):
+    with urlopen(f'{LAUNCHERS_URL}/{launcher_name}') as f:  # noqa: S310
+        return f.read()
+
+
+def main():
+    interpreters_dir = Path(sys.executable).parent
+    scripts_dir = Path(sysconfig.get_path('scripts'))
+
+    ep = entry_points()
+    for group, interpreter_name, launcher_name in (
+        ('console_scripts', 'python.exe', 'uv-trampoline-x86_64-console.exe'),
+        ('gui_scripts', 'pythonw.exe', 'uv-trampoline-x86_64-gui.exe'),
+    ):
+        interpreter = interpreters_dir / interpreter_name
+        relative_interpreter_path = relpath(interpreter, scripts_dir)
+        launcher_data = fetch_launcher(launcher_name)
+
+        for script in select_entry_points(ep, group):
+            # https://github.com/astral-sh/uv/tree/main/crates/uv-trampoline#how-do-you-use-it
+            with closing(BytesIO()) as buf:
+                # Launcher
+                buf.write(launcher_data)
+
+                # Zipped script
+                with TemporaryDirectory() as td:
+                    zip_path = Path(td) / 'script.zip'
+                    with ZipFile(zip_path, 'w') as zf:
+                        # Ensure reproducibility
+                        zip_info = ZipInfo('__main__.py', (2020, 2, 2, 0, 0, 0))
+                        zip_info.external_attr = (0o644 & 0xFFFF) << 16
+
+                        module, _, attrs = script.value.partition(':')
+                        contents = SCRIPT_TEMPLATE.format(
+                            executable=relative_interpreter_path,
+                            module=module,
+                            import_name=attrs.split('.')[0],
+                            function=attrs,
+                        )
+                        zf.writestr(zip_info, contents, compress_type=ZIP_DEFLATED)
+
+                    buf.write(zip_path.read_bytes())
+
+                # Interpreter path
+                interpreter_path = relative_interpreter_path.encode('utf-8')
+                buf.write(interpreter_path)
+
+                # Interpreter path length
+                interpreter_path_length = len(interpreter_path).to_bytes(4, 'little')
+                buf.write(interpreter_path_length)
+
+                # Magic number
+                buf.write(b'UVUV')
+
+                script_data = buf.getvalue()
+
+            script_path = scripts_dir / f'{script.name}.exe'
+            script_path.write_bytes(script_data)
+
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+    main()
diff --git a/ruff.toml b/ruff.toml
index 9d0e1b1c6..44c57859c 100644
--- a/ruff.toml
+++ b/ruff.toml
@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@ ignore = [
 "backend/src/hatchling/bridge/app.py" = ["T201"]
 "backend/tests/downstream/integrate.py" = ["INP001", "T201"]
 "docs/.hooks/*" = ["INP001", "T201"]
-"release/macos/build_pkg.py" = ["INP001"]
+"release/**/*" = ["INP001"]
 
 [lint.isort]
 known-first-party = ["hatch", "hatchling"]