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Nick Pannuto

sneakyness
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This would ideally cover rent, soylent, internet, & Spotify (music is essential for movement). Make sure to point him in a good direction before you let him loose like this!

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Featured work

  1. sneakyness/SneakyInput

    Ready to use on screen Joysticks and Buttons for iOS gaming. It's pretty solid. Give it a try! As featured in multiple Apress books about iPhone and iPad 2D Game Development

    Objective-C 278
  2. jeremytregunna/AppApp

    AppApp is an iOS app for http://app.net. It was hastily copy pasted together at 3am.

    Objective-C 6
  3. sneakyness/SneakyApexScoreBot

    Example of using Tesseract OCR to read data from screenshots of Apex Legends score summary screens

    JavaScript 8
  4. meatspaces/meatspace-chat

    Chat with WebRTC, LevelDB and Sockets

    JavaScript 437
  5. sneakyness/node-fluent-ffmpeg

    A fluent API to FFMPEG (http://www.ffmpeg.org)

    JavaScript
  6. sneakyness/html

    Deliverables of the HTML Working Group

    Python 4

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Sneakyness was right™

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TTV Sub but better~

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I'll send you one (1) picture of my foot. I wear size 14's

$36 a month

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If you buy Sneakyness dinner once a month, he'll Facetime you while he's eating and you can keep him company.

Be warned, when he's hungry, he eats, and when he's not, he doesn't.

$72 a month

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There's a new videogame out and you want Sneakyness to have a copy so he can figure out how best to configure it to give you the best performance possible for a competitive edge. Or maybe you're sick of losing and just want him to carry you to a few wins

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If you pay for Sneakyness's cell phone bill:

  • You can pick your ringtone
  • Your contact will be configured to bypass Do Not Disturb
  • You can call him and ask him how his day is going and he'll be honest
  • He'll enable 24/7 location services so you can stalk him like an Uber Eats delivery

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This is the tier for when you're actively making money using something Sneakyness gave away, and it's important enough that you might need him to drop everything to:

  • track down and eliminate maddening & inexplicable bugs or crashes
  • spend half a day optimizing the implementation before a big launch
  • technical documentation
  • 1:1 training for a new hire
  • update it to be compatible with the bleeding edge
  • linker errors? not for long

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Hail Satan

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You need access to ~20 working hours of Sneakyness each month, in any capacity.

Suggestions:

  • Auditing potential investments. Seems too good to be true? He'll tell you why
  • Ready to build? Show him your stack, scope, API design, the model objects. He'll make sure you're on target and tell you where the wind is going.
  • Maximize leverage of frameworks and talent, square away reinvented wheels.
  • Unsure how to build? If it's possible? He'll show you how. If it isn't? He might make it possible just for you
  • QA before an important launch or demo. He doesn't write bugs, but he can always find something
  • Clusterfuck Triage
  • Relationship Advice

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He'll log out. From everything, for 60 hours each month. He'll even turn his phone off.

If ten of you do this, you'll give him crippling imposter syndrome, but he'll go to therapy about it this time.