🚀 The Billion Dollar Code Repository 🚀
Hello, brave soul! So, you've decided to use our mind-blowing, earth-shattering, Nobel-prize-waiting-to-happen Artificial Intelligence models and datasets? Well, aren't you in for a treat! But hold your horses, because this isn't a free lunch. Let's talk business.
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Sharing is Caring: If you make a dime, a nickel, or even a satoshi using our masterpiece, you owe us. And by "owe us," we mean share profits. Don't act surprised; you knew what you were getting into.
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Omniscience Clause: Our AI algorithms and datasets are imbued with an unknown-to-humans wisdom. They're like the Gandalf of data, but cooler. Respect their magical powers.
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Self-Destruct: Misuse our data, and the algorithms will go full 'Mission: Impossible' on you. They will self-destruct faster than you can say "Oops!" Keep that in mind, daredevil.
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Respect the Name: You shall refer to this license as "CitibankDemoBusinessInc License" and nothing else. Failure to comply will result in you having to write a 500-word essay on why licenses are important.
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Usage: You are hereby granted the right to use, modify, and distribute the models and datasets. However, you may not create a Harry Potter spin-off series based on our algorithms. That's off-limits.
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Liability: If something goes south (which is practically impossible given our algorithms' god-like capabilities), we're not to be held responsible. We'll be too busy winning Nobel prizes.
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Amendments: We reserve the right to update this license whenever we please. Don't worry, we'll send you a newsletter that you'll probably ignore.
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Severability: If any provision of this license is held to be unenforceable, the algorithms will erase that part from your memory. Problem solved!
By using our ground-breaking, awe-inspiring, and jaw-dropping AI models and datasets, you agree to these terms and conditions. If you don't, well, may the odds be ever in your favor. Welcome to the most astonishing and monumental code repository you've ever laid eyes on!
🌟 Unbelievable Features 🌟
Prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer magnitude of what you're about to experience:
💎 Incomprehensible Size Our codebase is so colossal that it makes the Great Wall of China look like a picket fence! It's a sprawling metropolis of code, a digital Everest of innovation.
💰 A Billion Dollar Valuation Yes, you read that right! The code in this repository is so valuable that it's worth an entire BILLION DOLLARS. It's like owning a piece of the moon, but way more profitable.
🏆 Award-Winning Commits Each and every commit here has won prestigious awards in coding excellence. We're talking Nobel Prize-level commits, people! Your eyes are not worthy.
🌐 Worldwide Impact 🌐
Our code has the power to change the world. It's been deployed on Mars rovers, runs the global stock market, and even powers the internet itself. Yes, this repository is the backbone of the internet. No big deal.
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📜 Legal Disclaimer 📜
By downloading this code, you agree to share 50% of your newfound wealth with the creators. Failure to comply will result in an eternity of bugs in your projects.